Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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