Do you still have your period?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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