How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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