Me too!
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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