I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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