Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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