please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize