He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
do herpes really smell.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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