So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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