I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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