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  • 98 68
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Apr 30, 12 at 2:29pm

    When he finally does want you to make a baby he'll simply say, "use the force."

  • 98 80
    Submitted by MikeyPoolee on Apr 30, 12 at 9:45pm

    dude needs to go to a health class

  • 95 82
    Submitted by ahyeah on Apr 30, 12 at 3:28pm

    For whoever is confused, the "he" being referred to here is God. You're welcome :)

  • 67 86
    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 6, 12 at 7:42pm

    Finally someone's doing it right- I never understood how other dudes have a hard time not fillin a bitch with cum when they dont want a baby- fuckin pull out. but man, bitches are dirty, wear a rubber and then you can dump your load in them.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 2:41pm

    no he's trying not to get you pregnant because your too stupid to take care of yourself let alone a child and he doesn't want to pay you for the next 18 years...plus he's too stupid to wear a condom

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Bagochit on May 1, 12 at 8:56am

    "He" tells "me" to pull out? Is op a dude?

  • 26 34
    Submitted by helmetirdge on Feb 19, 14 at 8:23pm

    No he doesn't exist, but you have conditioned yourself to pull out just like I have. Kudos on your own Pavlovian Response. But instead of a bell and saliva, it's the O Face and cum.