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  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:10pm

    I have considered that all of these texts are from the same person. Even this one.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:09pm

    did u or do u go to college?

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:37am

    Can i 'like' what 11:35 said?

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    No, but i will tell you that i'm from the east coast. Love, Roxy

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:10pm

    Damn, work is cutting into my TFLn time.

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:57pm

    hmmm roxy 12:53 here....gonna have to say i think ur some weird dude who gets off on pretending like he is a girl on TFLN.. but if u wanna prove it somehow im open to suggestions

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:11pm

    hmm, I kind of went to college. I'm going back soon. Love, Roxy

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:26pm

    Roxy makes me hot. "not Roxy"

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:37am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he was pretending his truck was a spaceship but got tired of that and is bored again! -Jeff

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:50am

    11:43 I AM MATTHEW ZIMMERMAN, I will own you one day!! Regards, Matthew Zimmerman

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:32pm

    "not Roxy" are you M or F?

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:04pm

    Aw, I'm so flattered to have "haters" on TFLn. 1:02 you are the reason I live. Love, Roxy

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:35am

    This text is more lame than Jeff's witty "Oh I get it" statements!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:23pm

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:30pm

    12:23 Perfect timing!!! EPIC WIN!!

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:23pm

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:19pm

    The pitcher, the milk, the glass...we are all one. Love, not Roxy

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:54pm

    not Roxy is the love of Roxy's life! <3<3<3

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:43pm

    not Roxy is male but entirely human.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    Two Roxies don't make a right!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:03pm

    yeah, 12:00 my guess is all the trolls on here are just 1 maybe 2 people. Did you see how fast they all showed up after i asked for them.... Love, Roxy

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:48am

    oh lord pretzel guy is back... bacon guy and lotion and hose guy where are you?

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:33am

    We get it, you're bored and you like spaceships. -B453

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:08pm

    i for some reason knew that....

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    Apparently we are, there was just a confession on the "la bamba" thread. Love, Roxy

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:56pm

    well 12:53, ask and you shall recieve. I'm 5'2 blond hair and blue eye. 120 lbs. A real knock out if you ask me. Love, Roxy

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:49pm

    Okay, not roxy, thank you for that. It was the last straw. I must go hang myself now, and it shall rest on your soul forever. dying, Roxy

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:00pm

    hahahaha...u guys ever think that the hose guy, the pretzel guy, lotion guy, and charles rutherford are just one REALLY HIGH dude in his dorm????...fucking bored to death

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:00pm

    Hmm, I could prove it. But first I'm not 120lbs. But i'm working on it. I just had a baby you have to cut me some slack. Love, Roxy

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:28pm

    12:23 I really do. How did you know? OHHH your that stalker guy. You know you are kind of cute, you should have just said hi. I just called the cops, sorry. Love, Roxy

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:38am

    11:37 Yes you may, Like accepted!!

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:40pm

    If Roxy and "not Roxy" hooked up, would it create a black hole?

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:48am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:53pm

    Omgd, I'm 'not Roxy', but I didn't write that. I like fat chicks. I'm confused...wait, no, that's someonee else. We are all one.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:43pm

    I dont do fat chicks, not Roxy

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:19pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:43am

    And just who do you think you are 11:38? God? Hmm? Who gives you the power to decide who can and cannot "like" what is written?

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:04pm

    yes Roxy...this is 12:00 here...and i did notice that...i think we are on to something

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:39pm

    Oh, now I have copy cats! This day just keeps getting better and better! Love, Roxy

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:55pm

    Go go chick/dick fight!!

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:22pm

    Dear 12:18, How am I judging anyone? I am not here to "troll", I just didn't feel like being anonymous today. I'm just a girl taking the pink ribbon off my eye. Love, Roxy

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:47am

    These pretzels... They are... They are...

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:23pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't pretend that this truck is a spaceship.

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    The nice thing about Jeff is he is always short, on point and posts once... Not spamming the shit out of every text

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:49am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    I lurk, I judge, I laugh my ass off. Can't sit down now.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:18pm

    Roxy STFU. You are the lamest, most boring troll ive ever had the misfortune of seeing. Shouldnt you be out there chasing minge (im assuming ypur a filthy dyke) instead of condescendingly judging everyone here for posting?

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:32pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:18pm

    I am not a man. Love, Roxy

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:14pm

    Nice 12:10. Identity crisis FTW. Love, Roxy

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:53am

    There we go! Now the world can turn again! Love, Roxy

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:53pm

    12:43(2)...awesome....i love a good pun.... i wish we had profiles on this thing...i wonder what Roxy looks like

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    Roxy this is the dude who doubted who u were and wondered what u looked like... are u from Jersey??? just wondering haha

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:41pm

    Hmm, I'm game! "not Roxy", you up for it? Love, Roxy

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:29am

    Roxy sounds like a lesbian name.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:00pm

    Not all one, I am the milk.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:44am

    I don't normally say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:49am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 48 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:23pm

    Roxy probably has a vagina that looks like a wet phonebook.