Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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