I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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