Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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