The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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