Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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