mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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