as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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