I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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