Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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