i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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