All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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