whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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