Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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