Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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