And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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At which point you should have told him he's not one to complain about size.
What a loser
Or did he lie and say his dick wasn't hard when it really was just that small..
whiskey dick in Oakland
So u both r small in the areas that count?
Reality hurts sometimes
Wow some guys never grow up
Lol
be resourceful...find a way to make it work!
haaaaaaaaha epic failure.
Jerk...
so......
1109 is a hater bowchickawow chicawowow biatch
What a douchebag.
He's the man, hands down .
ugh. PITY. PARTY.
i loooove the 510, eyyy.
at first i thought this was in reference to normal sex, then i realized perhaps it's about breast-sex. but honestly, i'm not sure.. especially with alameda county..
Maybe she was just an ugly bitch and that's why he wasn't hard
Titty fucking ain't for everyone.\nRemember that.
Been there before. Bad times.
Fuck him
ouch.
2:02 is a moron.
Tittyfucking gone wrong!
Hahhahahhah
Asian?
Slut was ugly and tiny tits. She deserved the verba smackdown
2:02, 903? please don't give people another reason to dislike Texans...
But how about you. Was your dick hard?
First
First, bitches!
story of my life
Sounds to me like you have a $3,500 problem that is keeping you from getting some. Learn from this -go buy a pair of tits!
Ouch. BURN
Haha great.
Grow some tits and both problems would be solved
Firsssst!
Titty fucking ain't for everyone! Don't even try it if you're smaller than a DD.
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