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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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At which point you should have told him he's not one to complain about size.
What a loser
Wow some guys never grow up
Or did he lie and say his dick wasn't hard when it really was just that small..
So u both r small in the areas that count?
Jerk...
whiskey dick in Oakland
1109 is a hater bowchickawow chicawowow biatch
2:02 is a moron.
Lol
be resourceful...find a way to make it work!
Fuck him
haaaaaaaaha epic failure.
He's the man, hands down .
What a douchebag.
Maybe she was just an ugly bitch and that's why he wasn't hard
ouch.
so......
at first i thought this was in reference to normal sex, then i realized perhaps it's about breast-sex. but honestly, i'm not sure.. especially with alameda county..
Titty fucking ain't for everyone.\nRemember that.
i loooove the 510, eyyy.
Ouch. BURN
First
Reality hurts sometimes
But how about you. Was your dick hard?
Asian?
First, bitches!
2:02, 903? please don't give people another reason to dislike Texans...
Been there before. Bad times.
ugh. PITY. PARTY.
Tittyfucking gone wrong!
Haha great.
Hahhahahhah
Sounds to me like you have a $3,500 problem that is keeping you from getting some. Learn from this -go buy a pair of tits!
Firsssst!
story of my life
Slut was ugly and tiny tits. She deserved the verba smackdown
Titty fucking ain't for everyone! Don't even try it if you're smaller than a DD.
Grow some tits and both problems would be solved
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