so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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