I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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