I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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