just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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