Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize