i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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