Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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