dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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