dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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