i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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