hotel room ftw
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I would fuck him just for his dog
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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