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  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    May 26, 2009 3:53PM, yes, it's a Virginia area code, but who says it's Mary Baldwin?? That would be my college, btw, aka the Estrogen Mountain. XD

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:52am

    HAHAHAH rippin ducks. love it

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:35am

    540 is Fredericksburg area or Roanoke area, making it Mary Washington.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:40am

    Hahahahahaha i said the same thing to my bestfriend after my first time in a tanning bed, that damn fan at the bottom lawlll

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:59pm

    ripping ducks...LMAO

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    dude, it's a scary situation. you're swatting hott and trapped with a fart, it's terrifying

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:14pm

    learned that one the hard way!

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:25pm

    ripping ducks! never heard that shit ever weird FUCK

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    ah Mary Baldwin, keeping it classy

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:19am

    i have to agree, it does smell like olive garden

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:51pm

    ha ha @ white people problems

  • 40 44
    Submitted by simpson891 on Jun 10, 10 at 3:58pm

    So been thereand agreed it's horrible

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:10am

    540 could make it any college from Mason to Radford

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:28pm

    Hey May 26, 2009 11:40, lighten up and stop thinking you're better than everyone else.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:43pm

    if its a note to self, why did you text to someone?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:23am

    nothing. i've done it. it just smells bad

  • 41 54
    Submitted by wama on May 15, 10 at 9:05pm

    Grgl oh my room it is on doglballs pew. I fly on a hot grll wll

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:09am

    9:10 am: mason is 703

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:07am

    maybe he/she shat her/him self.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:46pm

    i did and nothing happened...

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:31am

    It's like giving a dutch oven to yourself.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:00pm

    smells like olive garden?

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:32am

    this is my favorite, btw

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:40am

    If this is a dude then he needs to run head first into a wall. Clearly he's a Brodude douche canoe who needs to eliminate himself before he breeds. If this is a chick and she's rippin ducks in a tanning bed.. well.. I don't even want to affiliate with her.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:08pm

    lmfao 11:40 Brodude douche canoe

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:35pm

    This makes me wanna eat Taco Bell and go tanning just to see how bad it would be

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:30am

    I'm going to go ahead and assume this is from Fredericksburg, as my friends here would text that very thing. Fredericksburg FTW

  • 37 61
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 7, 10 at 10:50pm

    Fwoosh?

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:54pm

    11:40 - ripping ducks?? what the fuck.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:43am

    if you have the fans on, blows right back in ur face