Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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