Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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