Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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