his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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