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  • Submitted by shescalledhenry on May 2, 11 at 2:40pm

    Awesome.

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    Submitted by mmcfarland on May 2, 11 at 4:47pm

    This is the American way.

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 3, 11 at 12:07am

    america:fuck yea..... new national slogan!

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    Submitted by colan08 on May 2, 11 at 4:42pm

    *starts singing* "Proud to be an American..."

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      Submitted by college_cutie on May 3, 11 at 12:42am

      That's not the Star Spangled Banner....

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    Submitted by colan08 on May 3, 11 at 1:54pm

    College cutie, I know, but I missed when they were singing it so I can't start it by myself. Didn't feel like singing, "America the Beautiful."

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    Submitted by sparky42 on May 2, 11 at 7:37pm

    Fuck yeah, Houston!

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    Submitted by Knocky64 on May 11, 11 at 1:09am

    when I read this it made me even more proud to be from houston

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    Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on May 2, 11 at 3:34pm

    I am a little surprised at myself at how much this is making me laugh!

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    Submitted by pyro123456 on May 3, 11 at 1:58am

    God Bless 'Merica

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    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 4, 11 at 4:53am

    What a bunch of retards. Just wait until we get attacked again and Obama blames it on the so called Al Quaeda. Osama bin Scapegoat.

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      Submitted by Timpster93 on May 22, 11 at 12:29am

      Osama is no longer around haha

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      Submitted by TNieder on Jun 24, 11 at 4:57am

      I think you have down syndrome?

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      Submitted by buck06 on Nov 14, 11 at 1:05pm

      aaand its Al Qaeda dipshit