My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
did you just send me my own nude
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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