so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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