Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Alive.
So much puke
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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