I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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