I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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