Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
pray to the hookup gods
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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